Taatiklarian English

Taatiklarian English is a variety of the English language spoken in much of Taatiklatar, and in English-speaking communities all over the continent of Susa and to a lesser extent across Cyprus more generally. It was first developed as an artificial dialect by Deborah Zhuk, who was also influential in the development of the original variety of the Taatiklarian language. It is most notable for its generally phonetic spelling, and phonetic changes to accommodate it, as well as its removal of many irregular verbs from other varieties of English.

Phonology
There are several phonetic differences between Taatiklarian English and Earthly varieties of English. For example: All "th" sounds are voiced, so there is no ambiguity around "th" in writing. All bilabial plosives are voiced, and there is no letter "p" in Taatiklarian English, so words like "pants" are changed to "bants," and have the corresponding sounds changed. Otherwise, it is generally similar to generic Midwestern and Northeastern varieties of American English; it is rhotic (this means that, for example, "hard" is pronounced with a "d" sound at the end.)

Grammar
In Taatiklarian English, there are two ways to say the pronoun "we." The inclusive form, which includes both the speaker and the listener, is "wus," which is a contraction of "we" and "us." The exclusive form, which does not include the listener, is "wis." There are also fewer irregular verbs in Taatiklarian English compared to most Earthly varieties of the language; for example, the past tense of "drink" is "drinked" in Taatiklarian English, instead of the "drank" found in most Earthly varieties of English.

Spelling
Due to reforms implemented by early colonists, Taatiklarian English's spelling is much more consistent than other varieties of English. Spelling is purely phonetic with a few exceptions, and a few letters have been removed so spelling is unambiguous. For example, the word "city" has been changed to "sity," because the letter "s" is always used for voiceless alveolar sibilants, and "knight," "knife," "knee," "knuckle," etc. have had their silent k's removed, so in Taatiklarian English they are spelled "night," "nife," "nee," and "nuckle."